The Disco Clap-Mad Disco Special

Perhaps the 'maddest' track from the 'MAD Disco Special' flexi disc is 'The Disco Clap'...the other tracks are parodies of disco standards with titiles such as 'Barely Alive' and they are fine, but this one goes off into it's own with the lyrics. There's a lot in there and of course you could have fun coming up with your own variations as to what you could actually 'clap'...added to this is the implication of actually 'catching and spreading' the disco clap...(obviously he frequents the same disco's as I)...and I'm sure he says you can 'clap' your 'Family jewels and clap your partners tool' at one point too...hmmm...